The One Where Lala Gets Hit In The Face By A Golf Club
Untraditionally Lala
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3.4 • 13.3K Ratings
🗓️ 6 July 2022
⏱️ 39 minutes
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Golf club swings gone awry, seat belt trauma, and “Spy Kids” on the TV/VCR combo in the car! Those are just a few stories from Lala, her mom Lisa, and her brother Easton. Who was the easier baby? Who went through a hiding phase? What was the best family vacation, and what traditions and crazy stories do they hope to continue with Ocean? It’s a hilariously sweet episode with Lala’s family!
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| 0:00.0 | Oh, fuck, here we go. |
| 0:07.5 | Welcome back to the Give Them Lala podcast. |
| 0:10.0 | I have with me my, my brother. |
| 0:13.8 | I keep trying to call you my little brother. |
| 0:15.5 | And then when I tell people my little brothers, they're like, oh, how old is he? |
| 0:19.3 | I'm like, 29. |
| 0:22.6 | They're like, it's not a little brother. He is a little brothers. They're like, oh, how old is he? I'm like, 29. They're like, it's not a little brother. He is a little brother. I called out for 23 yesterday, so. You what? Called out for 23. |
| 0:28.8 | What does that mean? You called out for 23. No, I got called out for 23. Oh, like you looked like a |
| 0:33.9 | 23 year old. Oh, I would guess 23. Yeah, you look young too, though, Jess. Some days I look young. Other days I look older. It's just my height. I'm five feet, you guys. Of course I look young. I never knew how short Jess really was because she always wore these boots with kind of like a wenged heel. She took them off. No, no, they were a little higher than that. And then one day she took them off and I was like, you are a petite little, little bean. Or Doc Martin, just a Utah thing? No, no, I wear the big, I wear the big chunky ones, but I wore even higher ones that you were talking about. Yeah, you did wear the higher ones. At the show I went to, the drag queen show, they IDed me at the door. Did you say thank you, bless you? I was like, do I really look so young? He was like, you do. I was like, I have a baby and I'm 31. You do look young, though. Like, right, when you wear no makeup, I'd say, I'm not even kidding. |
| 1:30.3 | I'd be like, oh, 19. |
| 1:32.0 | You look like baby face. |
| 1:34.0 | Yeah, with my prepubescent acne that kicks in every once in a while. |
| 1:38.8 | But then it's such a mind fuck because it's like, she's got breakout happening but also molasma so how old is she |
| 1:49.6 | really but then your beauty line takes it away yeah that is correct true that true that just add a little |
| 1:57.8 | moisture from give them la la skin and we're there yes honey or i add a little moisture from Give Them Lala skin and we're there. Yes, honey. Or I add a little bit of Give Them Lala beauty and I look like a grown woman. Grown ass woman. Yes. So I'm super excited to have Easton in town. How do you feel, Easton, to be back on the podcast? Amazing. You do? Yeah. |
| 2:20.8 | What is it like being here in L.A. for you? |
| 2:22.1 | I love it. |
| 2:23.3 | Do you want to move here? |
| 2:23.7 | Yeah. |
| 2:26.5 | You're a man of very few words today. Open up a bedroom and I'm there. |
| 2:29.9 | We're about to. |
| 2:31.1 | How many? We are. |
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