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Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

The ONE Way to get American's to Stay Inside | Patreon Clip

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Andrew Schulz's Flagrant with Akaash Singh

Comedy

4.66K Ratings

🗓️ 27 March 2020

⏱️ 22 minutes

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Summary

What up people, in this Patreon sneak peek we discuss how to capture light and air, and how to get Americans to stay inside during quarantine. INDULGE.

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0:00.0

Yeah, we're ready to go. We didn't do showers until like the Muslims invented it.

0:07.0

I think they did. I think we're hygiene or something. Apparently like when the Muslims

0:13.0

are rated Spain, you know, you white people. And the funny how times change.

0:18.0

It's like we appropriated all that. Yeah, let it never be said that you culturally

0:24.0

appropriate. You're not that guy. You respect minority traditions and everything they

0:28.0

started. That's the white people. Do we just appropriate the best cultures? Like she

0:32.0

be honored if we steal your shit. You know, Mark out here with his avocado toast.

0:37.0

Yo, Mark. Mark brought, I'm sorry to start episode just trash and Mark.

0:42.0

But two days in a row, Mark has brought in glass Tupperware to work in glass

0:47.0

Tupperware to work a single slice of avocado toast.

0:52.0

Your girl did that for you? She makes it yet. So here's the thing.

0:57.0

I knew you asked you that question. What did you think?

1:02.0

Did your girl do that? She makes it.

1:06.0

That's half the battle, bro. Everybody's got a chip in during time.

1:13.0

There's going to pull in your weight. I make them on. She spends it 50 50.

1:21.0

Yeah. Yeah.

1:26.0

Oh, fuck. But now, Mark girl, the sweetest girl, but she is unmistakably white.

1:31.0

Like there's just she just white. What?

1:36.0

Dude, you get soft, bro. What is she? Black.

1:40.0

Fuck out of you. No, she's not black. She's not black. What is she? She's Hispanic.

1:44.0

Yeah, she's half-coast-reaking and like some Italian and some German.

1:50.0

Okay. Coast-reaking, bro. That's fucking.

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