The One Thing You Never Say to Phil Robertson

Duck Call Room

Si Robertson & Justin Martin

Comedy, Leisure, Society & Culture

5 • 5.1K Ratings

🗓️ 19 October 2021

⏱️ 53 minutes

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Summary

Uncle Si says he doesn’t shoot the big bucks because they aren’t as good to eat, but Martin and Jay Stone know the real reason. Stone takes Si and BK on a youth and veteran deer hunt and reveals the secret to tender, juicy deer steaks. He also shares the one thing you never say to Phil. Si tells the hilarious story of what happened to the persistent vacuum salesman who wouldn't stop pestering his mom. And Stone delivers some cold, hard truths when John-David tosses him questions about how to stay motivated to work out and what to eat to lose weight. - Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Yes, yes, yes.
0:07.0	So how you missed your workout this morning, huh? Well, I guess I'll get it done today. That's what I'm talking about
0:12.3	I ain't no wasted time in here. Everybody's always saying why don't you all work look at the man
0:16.4	He working on his grip. He peddling. He brought weights. He brought John David some weights
0:22.2	That's a good day
0:24.5	But you was struggling yesterday, wouldn't you? Yeah, you was wouldn't yeah
0:28.8	What what you do what you do yesterday? Well me and stone and Miss B. K. went different
0:37.1	Did you yeah, okay all I saw I
0:40.6	Didn't see the deer clents all the deer he was behind and lower behind the feeder plants cameraman
0:47.4	He didn't he didn't come up or the deer didn't come up then
0:50.5	Little later. I look here something
0:53.2	And we've seen each other at the same time
0:55.6	Because as soon as he seen me and I seen him he don't want these dummers and he was gone. What was it?
1:02.9	Kiyote about 150 yards. I
1:05.8	Would have popped him too if he was gonna say a hundred fifty pounds. Yeah, it's not
1:10.6	150 yards. He he was all the way down the end of the opening in the woods
1:15.6	And since he done that he saw me I saw him he was out of here, but he knew better
1:21.7	Yeah, you tell that quick from one main jail dog to another. Yeah, that was in a ground blind too, okay?
1:28.0	I can't believe he saw me and the 150 yards away
1:33.4	But if you don't move they can't see you well, hey, I'm not moving but hey he saw something
1:40.3	Because he left there and then I hurry
1:43.7	unreal
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