The One Beauty Parlor In A Small Town
SPONTANEANATION with Paul F. Tompkins
Paul F. Tompkins
4.9 • 4.1K Ratings
🗓️ 24 January 2016
⏱️ 64 minutes
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Summary
Paul F. Tompkins welcomes everyone, including non-listeners, back to SPONTANEANATION! This week, Pauls special guest is podcaster, TV host, and author Dave Holmes! They chat about whether to live without electricity or a toilet, why Dave's no longer able to eat donuts, and parental eccentricities regarding science fiction. Paul is then joined by Jessica Chaffin, Craig Cackowski,and Brandon Johnson to improvise a story set in The One Beauty Parlor in a Small Town. And as always, Eban (only the best) Schletter scores it all on piano!LIVE episodes of SPONTANEANATION return to Largo on The Coroneton Saturday, February 6, 2016! Get your tickets now: bit.ly/SPONT0216 Get yourself a pair of Spont socks, as seen on NATIONAL TELEVISION on The Bachelor Live in the Earwolf store: http://ear.wf/1K61sLq
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome! |
| 0:02.0 | Well, welcome to you. |
| 0:07.0 | Hi, how do you do? Don't answer me. I can't hear you. |
| 0:12.0 | This is one-sided. I speak to you. You listen. |
| 0:15.0 | Or you don't listen, in which case, I'm going to talk about you. |
| 0:19.0 | Oh, the things I'm going to say, |
| 0:22.4 | you have no idea, because you can't hear me. |
| 0:28.0 | Here's what I'm going to say about you, the person not listening. |
| 0:32.2 | I wish you would listen. |
| 0:34.8 | I know you can't hear this, but I wish you were listening to this right now. |
| 0:40.4 | Some might say I'm on a little bit of a fool's errand talking to a person who literally cannot hear me. |
| 0:51.5 | But what if, what if there was someone with the person that can't hear me and they say someone's |
| 1:00.9 | talking to you they don't have to say it like that they could say it however they want i'm not |
| 1:07.0 | trying to give you a line reading on how you say someone's talking to you. |
| 1:12.1 | You could do it any which way. |
| 1:14.0 | Someone's talking to you. |
| 1:14.9 | That's, I feel that that's going to hurt what I have to say because you have jarred this person with your R. Lee, Ermey, drill sergeant character. |
| 1:26.5 | Look it up. |
| 1:29.1 | How about this? |
| 1:30.1 | May I suggest that then this is make it your own? |
| 1:33.8 | The attitude is a fun thing is happening. |
| 1:39.3 | You don't have, don't just say someone's talking to you. |
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