We are Ken Jennings and John Rodrick. We speak to you from our present, which we can only

assume is your distant past, the turbulent time that was the early 21st century.

Fearing the great cataclysm that will surely befall our civilization, we began this monumental

reference of strange and obscure human knowledge. These recordings represent our attempt to compile

and preserve wonders and esoterica that would otherwise be lost. So whether you're listening from

an advanced civilization or have just reinvented the technology to decrypt our transmissions,

this is our legacy to you. This is our time capsule. This is The Omnibus.

Greetings, citizens of the future. We are broadcasting to you through the mists of time,

from our own era in your distant past, a time we called the 21st century.

My name is Ken Jennings and I don't think I can do the voice, John, is that okay?

Go ahead, whatever. My name is Ken Jennings. I am a famous writer in our time.

Some would say not me, but some would say the most famous writer.

You're too modest to say that you're the most famous writer, but I concur.

People say that.

Sure, they're not going to know the difference in the future.

I am also the very famous winner of an ancient quiz contest, which you and the future have never

heard of. It's huge here and it's called Jeopardy. I wouldn't say that they haven't heard of it.

Jeopardy may survive. It may be the only thing of our civilization that does survive.

Wheel and Jeopardy still exists. It's extremely popular with old people.

I want on Jeopardy when they were, those people were slightly less old,

but I won multiple times. Very hard to do. Trust me, an impressive, impressive achievement.

It really truly was impressive. You were in the newspapers every day there toward the end.

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