The Omelette is Fck’n Closed w/ Mary Carillo

The fckry with Leslie Jones and Lenny Marcus

Earwolf

Comedy

4.9 • 679 Ratings

🗓️ 13 April 2023

⏱️ 97 minutes

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This week, Leslie and Lenny welcome sportscaster and former pro tennis player Mary Carillo to the show. She shares how she got started in sports journalism, her favorite sport to cover during the Olympics and how she won the 1977 French Open mixed-doubles title with Tennis Legend, John McEnroe. Plus, find out who comes for March Madness in the fckry of the week. See Leslie Jones and Lenny Marcus on Tour! For tickets and tour dates: https://linktr.ee/lesliejonestourdates

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0:00.0	What the fuck is up, everybody.
0:15.0	Welcome to The Fuckery with Leslie Jones and Lenny Marcus.
0:18.0	I'm Lenny Marcus.
0:19.0	And I'm Leslie Jones.
0:20.0	That is her. And this is the podcast where the mission is to keep it 100 at all times. We talk about the fuckery going on the world and in our lives and have a whole lot of fun doing it. In the studio today, Tennis Legend Award winning sports broadcaster, Mary Carrillo is here and I cannot wait.
0:38.7	And of course, the fuckery of the week.
0:41.2	But first, what the fuck is up?
0:44.5	Leslie, are you in one piece since our last show?
0:45.7	You got a bug.
0:47.0	You're on your deathbed.
0:48.0	What happened?
0:49.2	I don't know, man.
0:50.6	I think it's a sign of the bench.
0:51.6	Is it New York?
0:52.8	New York hates me.
0:53.3	It just... It hates your nose, for sure.
0:54.5	It just takes my whole system and just makes it a piece of shit.
0:58.5	And so I was sick as fuck.
1:00.0	Like, I woke up, like, in, like, chill pain.
1:03.8	Like, it was painful.
1:05.4	Like, it was, like, painful chills.
1:07.1	Yeah.
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