The Oldest Intern
Klein/Ally Show: The Podcast
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4.8 • 670 Ratings
🗓️ 21 October 2025
⏱️ 13 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | The Toyota Tundra and Tacoma are designed to outlast and outlive, backed by Toyota's legendary reputation for reliability. |
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| 0:22.9 | So don't wait. Get yours today. Visit buyatoyota.com for deals and more. Toyota, let's go places. |
| 0:30.2 | Let's not waste any time. We have a brand new episode of Klein Alley Show to share with you, so let's get into it. |
| 0:34.8 | No, Klein. First, we have to talk about San Bernardino International Airport and how they've got you covered this summer whether you're traveling to San Francisco or Provo, Utah. What do you want? Sit in traffic on the side of the five freeway and smell that cow manure? Of course you don't. Skip the drive and fly hassle-free. The San Bernardino International Airport, the only airport on the planet that we wholeheartedly recommend. And it's convenient. You got low-cost parking five bucks a day. And speaking of hassle, here's another episode of Klein Alley Show. Hey Rock, we are Klein Alley Show. If you're waiting around for those 21 pilots tickets, fear not, we have a pair to give you, and it will happen this morning. And it is the final pair for the Kay Rock Private Show. So when you're way in with us, coming up later, hopefully you've been paying attention to some of what's been going on today or watching along on YouTube. We are there as well. If you need the visual stimulation, you can find this on K.Roc's YouTube. I'm making intense eye contact. Did you see this email Vanessa got? This is a very interesting proposition that we just received from someone |
| 1:28.2 | who claims that they would like to work for the show for free, which barely fits into our budget. |
| 1:37.0 | This person wrote, Dear Vanessa, I hope you will be interested in a proposal that I have. |
| 1:42.0 | For the past few years, I have seriously considering retirement. |
| 1:45.5 | One thing that has kept me from retiring, however, is that statistically many retirees, |
| 1:49.8 | especially men, die soon after retiring, something about lacking purpose or lacking a reason |
| 1:54.7 | to get up in the morning. |
| 1:56.0 | We have talked about that. |
| 1:57.5 | This guy claims I am an attorney currently working for the Los Angeles office of the |
| 2:02.3 | city attorney. Get out of here, Narc. Oh, is that what you think? No lawyers. Why would we hire a lawyer? Well, what if we got one on our team? Instead of we're always fighting them. What if we got our own lawyer in our pocket? And then we said, deal with our lawyer. Oh, and they could email back our company lawyer and be like a prohibitum |
| 2:15.3 | at 5-4. Right, they would |
| 2:17.1 | tell all those big words. Yeah. |
| 2:19.0 | Egregious. And we can move on. company lawyer and be like, a prohibitum S5-4. Right. They would tell all those big words. |
| 2:35.5 | Yeah. Egregious. And we can move on. In my career, I have also worked at law firms in the private sector, whatever that is. I went to college at UC Berkeley. I have a law school. Listen to this. And law school at Harvard. This is a real email we got. A person that went to law school at Harvard, |
| 2:38.7 | and this is the next paragraph, which will blow your F in mind. |
| 2:40.8 | Well, if he went to Harvard, he's got money. |
| 2:44.7 | As a fan of Klein Alley's show, my proposal is this. |
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