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Welcome to the Blind Boy podcast, you glorious cunts.

If this is your first episode, consider going back to an earlier podcast to familiarize yourself

with the lore of this podcast. Last week's episode was entirely about the philosophy and literature

of bard shit. The bard shit saga has unfolded further. I promise you, I'm not going to speak

about bard shit too much on this week's podcast, but there are.

There's very pertinent bird shit information.

There's been a bad shit escalation that I need to impart this knowledge on you.

So first and foremost, Limerick City Council posted a video in response to last week's podcast.

They posted a video live from the Bardshit District to prove to everybody that they're cleaning the Bardshit District.

There was a passive aggressive jab at me.

There was...

The one of the...

The head of Limerick, I'd know who the fuck it was.

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