The Old Man in the Pool

Bad Friends

Bobby Lee & Andrew Santino

Comedy, Stand-up

4.8 • 13.3K Ratings

🗓️ 6 February 2023

⏱️ 72 minutes

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0:00.0	Must remember do not forget.
0:07.1	Remind me to bring photo ID.
0:10.2	Reminder set.
0:12.3	Babe, can you make sure I don't forget the photo ID when I vote?
0:16.6	All right, love.
0:17.6	The way we vote is changing.
0:19.3	So, however you remember, you'll need ID to vote.
0:22.7	Don't have ID.
0:23.7	Apply for a free voter ID.
0:25.6	Visit electoralcommission.org.uk-voterid.
0:29.9	You two are bad friends.
0:31.9	You are these two idiots.
0:33.1	Wooo.
0:33.9	My date in Asia-D.
0:36.7	You two are disgusting.
0:38.7	I'll be you two or something.
0:40.7	We're bad friends.
0:42.2	I bought a date.
0:43.7	All day, every, I bought a date.
0:45.2	You bought a date?
0:46.5	I bought a date.
0:47.4	I don't even get the bit.
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