The Offspring Karaoke

Double Threat with Julie Klausner & Tom Scharpling

Forever Dog

Comedy

4.8 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 12 July 2021

⏱️ 96 minutes

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Summary

Tom and Julie perform an Offspring karaoke medley with Brett on backing vocals! Plus Charles Manson's SNL audition, the Most Popular Boat Names of 2021, the lobsterman that got eaten by a whale, the boy who loved movies, and the search for the word "diarrhea" in the Frank Zappa canon continues! Also Sexy Beast, Die Hard SATs, the Super Mario Brothers movie, Pizza Rat Beanie Babies, rubs and glazes for dogs, Grandpa Joe's coke nail, Weird Al retrospective, James Bond, Topo Chico, The Mamas & The Papas, the Little River Band, and Annie Hall 2. LISTEN TO DOUBLE THREAT AD-FREE ON FOREVER DOG PLUS: http://foreverdogpodcasts.com/plus DOUBLE THREAT MERCH: https://www.teepublic.com/stores/double-threat SEND SUBMISSIONS TO: [email protected] FOLLOW DOUBLE THREAT: https://twitter.com/doublethreatpod https://www.instagram.com/doublethreatpod DOUBLE THREAT IS A FOREVER DOG PODCAST: https://foreverdogpodcasts.com/podcasts/double-threat Theme song by Mike Krol Artwork by Michael Kupperman Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Heard about Magpie, the vegan pie truck that needed a bit of help from Gold Daddy.
0:03.4	One day the owners are like,
0:04.8	this business hasn't reached this potential.
0:07.2	And the other one goes,
0:08.2	we need a bigger piece of the pie.
0:09.9	And then it hits her.
0:11.1	We need Gold Daddy.
0:12.1	Look, we can get it the main name and create an online store,
0:14.8	so we can sell to more customers.
0:16.8	Now they've gone from serving a couple of pies,
0:19.2	the flogging nationwide.
0:21.0	And now everyone's like,
0:22.3	vegan pies are the new thing around here.
0:25.0	Wait, no me!
0:26.4	Take the next step on your business journey with Gold Daddy.
0:30.1	Martin Scorsese's killers of the Flower Moon is a masterpiece.
0:33.4	Five stars.
0:34.2	Oh, say, have oil.
0:35.6	This wealth should come to us.
0:37.3	This October 20th.
0:38.5	I was in down from Washington DCC, but he's murderous.
0:41.3	You what about him?
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