The Office Boys "Breakfast Club"
Nip Tuck
Bauer Media
4.8 • 2.2K Ratings
🗓️ 18 February 2026
⏱️ 45 minutes
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Summary
The girls have had a glam day out picking dresses with a personal shopper, followed by a Sunday roast at the new Soho House in Manchester. A London cabby got the girls all riled up and a listeners exposed the office secret of the Breakfast Club Brothel.
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