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Joel Osteen Podcast

The Odds Are For You

Joel Osteen Podcast

Joel Osteen & SiriusXM

Religion & Spirituality

4.6976 Ratings

🗓️ 11 March 2018

⏱️ 29 minutes

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The Odds Are For You

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0:00.0

Welcome to the Joe Loos Dean podcast.

0:02.6

Help us continue to share the message of hope

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with those all over the world.

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0:20.2

We're God bless you and thanks for letting us come into your homes.

0:24.1

And if you're ever in our area, please stop by and be a part of one of our services.

0:28.9

Our promise you will make you feel right at home.

0:31.9

I'd like to start with something funny and I should mention that this was sent to be by a woman.

0:36.9

But according to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game,

0:40.9

while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer,

0:44.9

male reindeer lose their antlers at the start of winter in early November.

0:50.9

Female reindeer keep theirs all the way till the spring.

0:54.9

This means all of Santa's reindeer from Rudolph to Blitzen had to be female.

1:00.9

She goes on to say, we should have known only a woman would be able to drag around a fat man

1:08.9

wearing a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost.

1:14.9

Say it like you mean it.

1:16.9

This is my Bible. I am what it says I am.

1:19.9

I have what it says I have.

1:21.9

I can do what it says I can do.

1:23.9

Today I will be taught the Word of God.

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