The Odds Are For You
Joel Osteen Podcast
Joel Osteen & SiriusXM
4.6 • 976 Ratings
🗓️ 11 March 2018
⏱️ 29 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Welcome to the Joe Loos Dean podcast. |
| 0:02.6 | Help us continue to share the message of hope |
| 0:05.0 | with those all over the world. |
| 0:07.0 | Visit joelosdeen.com slash give hope to give a gift today. |
| 0:12.0 | [♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪ |
| 0:17.1 | [♪ OUTRO MUSIC PLAYING [♪ |
| 0:20.2 | We're God bless you and thanks for letting us come into your homes. |
| 0:24.1 | And if you're ever in our area, please stop by and be a part of one of our services. |
| 0:28.9 | Our promise you will make you feel right at home. |
| 0:31.9 | I'd like to start with something funny and I should mention that this was sent to be by a woman. |
| 0:36.9 | But according to the Alaska Department of Fish and Game, |
| 0:40.9 | while both male and female reindeer grow antlers in the summer, |
| 0:44.9 | male reindeer lose their antlers at the start of winter in early November. |
| 0:50.9 | Female reindeer keep theirs all the way till the spring. |
| 0:54.9 | This means all of Santa's reindeer from Rudolph to Blitzen had to be female. |
| 1:00.9 | She goes on to say, we should have known only a woman would be able to drag around a fat man |
| 1:08.9 | wearing a red velvet suit all around the world in one night and not get lost. |
| 1:14.9 | Say it like you mean it. |
| 1:16.9 | This is my Bible. I am what it says I am. |
| 1:19.9 | I have what it says I have. |
| 1:21.9 | I can do what it says I can do. |
| 1:23.9 | Today I will be taught the Word of God. |
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