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🗓️ 8 February 2019
⏱️ 32 minutes
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The heart of a man is sinuous...
There is a boy who slips and slides over the winter blacktop in Toronto, gliding about on his shiny white and red Schwinn with nary a sound at all. And you never quite get a good look at him, aside from his pimply face and his big, square glasses.
In the wake of that Schwinn are found the bones and broken bodies of little girls and boys. Their corpses are bent, punctured, twisted, and always surrounded by a scattering of pennies and paperclips. Always, there is a big, fat human shit cooling beside them. And so the question on everybody’s lips is this:
Have you seen this boy?
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0:00.0 | What you're about to hear is based on actual events. |
0:07.3 | Listener discretion is advised. |
0:17.0 | Everybody sees the boy riding down the street, though mostly they ignore him. |
0:23.0 | In spite of the oddly regal way he has of swerving gently down the black top on that red |
0:29.1 | and white shwin, sending sheets of slush bounding left and right. |
0:33.9 | He doesn't garner much attention, except for little Carol and Johnny that is, who are |
0:39.5 | playing in front of the store where Johnny's father works. |
0:43.8 | He sees little Johnny looking at the bike and makes a long, slow turn on the wet street. |
0:50.2 | His face is turned up in a smile. |
0:53.3 | Even though Johnny and Carol can barely see his eyes through the glare of his glasses. |
0:59.1 | He slides to stop in front of them, spraying slush on the sidewalk, and they laugh and |
1:04.6 | clap. |
1:06.1 | You kids like my bike? |
1:08.0 | He asks them, and they both nod. |
1:11.1 | It sure is a swell looking bike after all. |
1:14.4 | Candy Apple and Cream, a Cadillac for the discerning kid. |
1:19.0 | They can barely even see the boy riding it for all its glory. |
1:23.2 | And how old are you kids? |
1:24.8 | He asks. |
1:26.3 | For both four, and Johnny tells the boy so. |
1:30.6 | Inside the Bane Brothers paint store, Johnny's father William looks outside and sees a |
1:35.2 | pimply-faced teen talking to the children. |
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