The Ocean
Macrodosing: Arian Foster and PFT Commenter
Barstool Sports
4.6 • 6.3K Ratings
🗓️ 23 March 2021
⏱️ 87 minutes
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Summary
On today's episode of Macrodosing, you'll hear all about the ocean and what lies beneath. Are there aliens down there? Is Atlantis real? Only one way to find out. Enjoy the show!!! 4:00 Arian and Big T hate the ocean 5:00 What would someone like about the ocean, Big T has seen a shark 9:00 Sharks vs deer 10:15 You can enjoy the beach without the ocean 11:30 The post-beach shower 14:30 Antibiotics 16:30 What STDs everybody has had 18:20 Billy got scabies working in drainage 20:00 Arian and Big T dapped up again and PFT has it on film 22:00 We’ve only explored 7% of the ocean 25:45 Is Atlantis real? 27:00 Mermaids 28:00 What fish would you fuck if you had to fuck one? 30:00 Why have we not explored the ocean like we have space? 34:00 Just how deep is the ocean? 36:30 Arian has an issue with the term “killer whale” 39:30 Billy tried to do the Navy SEAL swimming test 45:00 Octopuses are insanely intelligent 51:00 Fucking for pleasure 55:50 Octopus actions 59:00 Dying while banging 1:01:00 Norwals 1:06:00 How much does the ocean weigh 1:12:00 Big Red
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| 0:00.0 | Hey, macro dosing listeners, you can find us every Tuesday and Thursday on Apple podcast, Spotify or YouTube. |
| 0:05.9 | Prime members can listen ad free on Amazon music. |
| 0:08.8 | You guys know how deep the ocean is. |
| 0:24.2 | Well, Billy, we'll get it. That's a great intro. |
| 0:26.8 | Hey, we're using that as a start of the show. I will today. |
| 0:30.4 | This is macro dosing. Welcome back. |
| 0:32.3 | This is episode number four. |
| 0:35.2 | We made four. Oh, well, there's a secret episode. |
| 0:38.7 | Secret episode of town. We haven't let out yet. |
| 0:40.8 | That's the one where we really get into this shit. |
| 0:44.0 | But yeah, we're back very excited about we got Aryan and studio today. |
| 0:47.2 | Aryan is up in New York. We're trying to convince him to do this trip. |
| 0:50.7 | At least once a month where he comes up here so we can record. |
| 0:53.1 | And really is yearly. What does a month they call it monthly? |
| 0:56.4 | Monthly month. Yeah, I think he knows no cool word for a month. |
| 0:58.9 | Sim, similely. What periods exactly? |
| 1:04.1 | Lunarly, lunarly. Yeah. |
| 1:06.4 | And once every cycle of a full moon cycle, you need to make the trip. |
| 1:10.6 | Lunar, lunar, lunarly. |
| 1:12.4 | Every time Aryan comes up here, Billy gets his period. |
| 1:15.1 | And they they link up like sororities sisters, howling at the moon. |
| 1:19.2 | We also got coley, coley's joining us on zoom right now. |
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