From Everywhere USA, it's Fox Across America with Jimmy Fala.

Oh, hot damn comedy, alive from the greatest country in the world.

Broadcasting from the tippy top of the world famous Fox News headquarters in New York City.

It is a big Friday episode of Fox Across America with Jimmy Fallon.

We had a mayorial debate last night here in the city.

That was a hot mess inside a dumpster fire inside a train wreck.

But we watched it so you didn't have to and we're going to get through it on a big Friday episode

of the show. 888, 788 9-910 if you want to be a part of it. My wife, Jenny Fela, is coming by

because we like cheap labor and sticking with that unpaid sweatshop vibe,

it is a football Friday.

So my young son, Lincoln Faler, will be here as well for some playground politics.

We'll preview the weekend in high school sports betting because that's the kind of classy show this is.

But either way you slice it, whether you bet the high school games or not, whether you vote my way or not,

you are all

welcome on the program i don't care where you come from i don't care what color you are i don't care how smart

you are i don't care how dumb you are no ma'am you can be a republican you could be a democrat just don't be a

so as far as last night's big mayorial debate goes, I'm just going to dive in.

We're going to try to do something substantive.

I'm in a great mood.

And the obvious mission last night when we sat down to watch the debate was, you know,

Polymarket, the betting sites, give Zoran Mom Doni an 87% chance of being the next mayor.

That can't be good.

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