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Hello, I'm Steve Puntz. And I'm Hugh Dennis.

With us, Alora Smith, Chris Thorbank,

Ciara Godsmith, Luke Campnard, Tim Sutton and Sue's Campnard.

And this is...

The Null, show!

CHEERING AND APPLAUSE

Thank you.

Thank you very much. And there's a lot of wishful thinking around at the moment.

A lot of stuff that we're hiding our heads under the metaphorical duvet

and pretending has gone away.

Last week, airline EGJET removed the requirement for masks on flights.

And this week, 160 EGJET flights had to be cancelled

because so many flight crew had COVID.

British Airways also cancelled around 100 flights,

and passengers might just start to get nervous.

Welcome aboard this Boeing 737,

which can hold 180 untested passengers sitting very close together

in the event that the person next to you starts coughing,

non-stop for the next two hours.

The emergency exit is situated here and here.

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