The Now Show - 20th March 2020 - ft Rosie Jones, Andy Zaltzman and Gemma Arrowsmith

Friday Night Comedy from BBC Radio 4

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Comedy

4.2 • 13.3K Ratings

🗓️ 20 March 2020

⏱️ 28 minutes

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Summary

Steve Punt and Hugh Dennis present the week via topical sketches and chat, we don't have an audience but we do have stand-ups Rosie Jones and Andy Zaltzman (who will probably sit down for this one) and Gemma Arrowsmith. Caution: May contain humorous content about the Coronavirus. Written by the cast, with additional material from Gareth Gwynn, Katie Storey, Charlie Dinkin and Mo Omar. Producer: Julia McKenzie A BBC Studios Production

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0:00.0	BBC Sounds Music Radio Podcasts
0:04.9	Hello, I'm Steve Puntz.
0:12.9	And I'm Hugh Dennis.
0:14.3	And with us, Rosie Jones and the Zoltzman and Gemma Arosmith.
0:18.0	And this is...
0:19.0	The Null Show!
0:24.0	There's no audience.
0:27.6	They're now show.
0:29.6	It's a...
0:35.6	Oh, so, Rosie and the Njema, welcome to the show without any audience this week.
0:41.1	Now, we could, of course, have opted for Candlafter,
0:43.4	but it's impossible to get hold of anything.
0:45.2	Cand, at the moment.
0:48.2	That was where we could have put it.
0:49.6	Yeah, that is where we could have put it.
0:51.0	Not a chance, because ITV started stockpiling it at the end of February.
0:54.5	There are no cans of laughter, packets of laughter.
0:56.6	There was a small sachet of freeze-dried chuckles, but they expired last November.
1:01.1	We did look online.
1:02.4	We did. We found some microwaveable titters,
1:04.8	but they couldn't deliver till next Wednesday.
1:07.2	So, to bring you the most up to the minute,
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