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Hello.

It's that, you know, not the weekend podcasting with Frank Skinner.

Through the auspices of, I've said it again, Absolute Radio.

And I'm with, I'm with Gareth and Emily.

Hello.

And we were just, you know, sitting around talking.

We thought we'd invite you to join us.

What about that?

For a way of putting it, you know,

to suggest the intimate manner of the whole shabang.

So a shabang, shabang! Oh, she bang. Oh, I love that one. She moved. Do you know I once went to Barcelona to see Ricky Martin life? Well, I think you might have told me this. Yeah. Why, was it a girlfriend made you go? It was a girlfriend. She didn't make me go. I took her as a bit of a treat. Oh. You know. And what a treat it was? It was half term. Did he sing, she bang? I did. He sang it. He started with Living Lovida Loca. No, I don't want them to start with the big hit. Where's he got to go? Yeah. From there. Okay, you know, we still had undos tress for the encore. But I'd have held that living the Vida. And hero? Did he end with Hero? No, that's not him. That's what he's here, Glaciers, you fool. I thought, oh God, they've picked a hole in my Ricky Martin knowledge. Frank, you know exactly what you're talking about. It's this fool here with his own Rique Iglesias, rubbish. But Enrique, is he the one that's just done a really rude? He's done a really rude titled song, Enrique, isn't he? Oh, it sort of let me touch you there, type of. No, no, it's got a swear word in the title. Have I just made that off? No, sorry, I thought you were just reading a note that Gareth had passed across. No, I mean, it's got a proper swear word in it. Category C? Category F. Oh, dear. Yeah, I mean, in the title. It's all right, it's all right, slipping one in verse three, where no one's going to... Well, exactly. What's happened to him? See, they start off wearing a woolly hat indoors. Next thing you know, they're swearing. That is the whole urban experience, as I see it. Anyway, those of you listen to the radio show as well as... I don't know if there's anyone who would listen to this and not the radio show. I mean, I see this as an annex. Exactly. Sort of an appendix. Or an appendix, if you like. What else could it be? An addendum. We're coming up... As you can tell, we've got the Oxford English Diction right, so we're going through for what this is.

But I was talking about the fact that I'd been interviewed by a lady from Love It.

And one of the things she did was I had to draw three words out of her hat, her sequined hat,

and make a joke out of it.

And we did it on the show, and I have to say,

Gareth Richards not me into a cocked hat, would he?

He did.

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