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Elvis Duran Presents: The 15 Minute Morning Show

The Nose Knife Incident

Elvis Duran Presents: The 15 Minute Morning Show

Elvis Duran Podcast Network and iHeartPodcasts

News, Comedy, Entertainment News, After Shows, Tv & Film

2.4930 Ratings

🗓️ 18 June 2025

⏱️ 13 minutes

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Summary

Old Chile takes us back to one fateful Thursday night filled with Groucho Marx, choir practice, and a surprise trip to the emergency bathroom. While Mom and Dad sang hymns, Chile stayed home with his TV-loving grandmother and a junk drawer full of temptation. One pen knife, one overstuffed chair, and one nose later… well, let’s just say Groucho wasn’t the only one delivering sharp punchlines. A bloody mess, a swift handoff, and a closet full of secrets—this one cuts deep (literally).

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Transcript

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0:00.0

This is an I-Heart podcast.

0:04.1

Over the years of making my true crime podcast, Helen Gone, I've learned no town is too small for murder.

0:10.6

I'm Catherine Townsend.

0:11.9

I've heard from hundreds of people across the country with an unsolved murder in their community.

0:16.7

I was calling about the murder of my husband.

0:19.4

The murder is still out there.

0:21.2

Each week, I investigate a new case.

0:23.4

If there is a case we should hear about, call 678-744-614-6-1-45.

0:29.0

Listen to Hell and Gone Murder Line on the IHeart Radio app, Apple Podcasts, or wherever you get your podcasts.

0:34.5

You say you'd never give it into a meltdown.

0:39.6

Never let kids' toys take over the house and never fill your feet with kid photos. You'd never plan your life

0:49.3

around their schedule. Never lick your thumb to clean their face.

1:00.1

And you'd never let them leave the house looking like less than their best.

1:04.3

You say you'd never put a pacifier in your mouth to clean it.

1:07.3

Never let them stay up too late.

1:11.4

And never let them run wild through the grocery store.

1:13.1

We need to go on aisle six.

1:15.4

And aisle three.

1:18.7

So when you say you'd never let them get into a car without you there?

1:20.2

No, it can happen.

1:25.8

One in four hot car deaths happen when a kid gets into an unlocked car and can't get out.

1:27.2

Never happens. Before you leave the car, always stop,

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