Hello and welcome to a very special episode of Faith Adjacon. I'm your host and resident Bible

scholar Aaron Moon and joining me today to people who have never farted during a Christmas

communion. It's Evan Dodson and Jamie Golden. I mean, maybe. I don't know. Have you all? Yeah, I think that's true for me. Everyone's, everyone's farted during communion. That's true. Come on. I just don't think that's true for me. So. You got to make room for the Lord's. But like, some moms you don't know, you're farting.

It's 80 times a day.

That's science.

Is that something? think that's true for me. You got to make room for the Lord's. But like, some moms you don't know, you're farting 80 times a day.

That's science.

Is that science?

That's a lot.

Wow.

That's a lot.

Yeah.

Anyway, today we're talking the nose of Christmas.

But before we get started, y'all, this is our last main feed episode of 2025, as we'll be taking a week off for Christmas.

But we don't want you to miss out on having episodes in your ears.

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I know, and I like it. A fun space. I'm feeling good at the end of the year. The journey from January

1 to now of 2025. It's like diarrhea, balls dropping. Let's go. Uh-huh. Uh-huh. Yeah. Yeah.

Can you believe that faith adjacent has been around for seven years? Knox and I started out doing deep dives of some of your favorite stories from the Bible. And Aaron would provide her trademark general abuse. We've expanded our content after we basically exhausted all the interesting

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