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"The Northern Fortress, Once Thought Impregnable, of the Snow Cleric Santa Claus" Creepypasta

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🗓️ 12 December 2020

⏱️ 30 minutes

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0:00.0

My team had gathered upon a cliff's edge which overlooked the far-spaning glacial plain

0:06.4

and which stood the fog and trided fortress of the famed snowcleric, Santa Claus.

0:11.6

We had gone through enough reconnaissance of the frosted land and had identified several

0:15.2

snow-draped and placements wearing hid at elven lookouts and ambushes.

0:19.6

Stealthily, with their own southern breed of guile, we had neutralized these creatures who would have either

0:24.4

warned their brethren of our encroachment upon their land or spilled our blood upon the bare snow.

0:29.9

The many snow-capped towers of the fortress rose to the sky, and no part of any structure was adorned

0:35.0

by a semi-translucant coating of frost, as if armoured by the settled ice, every brick

0:39.9

of the fortress glimmered in the little light that the sun dared to cast down onto it.

0:44.0

Along the ramparts which encircled the inner castle strode

0:47.3

Elvin Watchman, equipped with their unfamiliar yet assuredly deadly weaponry.

0:52.1

Raffleman, in ice-wrought armour stood her top turrets, nearly indistinguishable from the

0:56.7

fortifications they awarded.

0:59.0

Their eyes, which could see through the dentists accumulation of the ever-present mist

1:03.1

scanned the areas around the castle for intruders.

1:05.5

Knowing beforehand of the far-seeing centuries, we'd come dressed in our appropriate

1:10.3

camouflage, which not only allowed us to blend in with our environment, but conceal

1:14.7

our vital functions from detection as well.

1:18.2

Specially made contacts allowed us to see each other clearly, as if we hadn't been wearing

1:21.9

the cloaking material. There were three of us, myself, my

1:25.8

brother and a person who will only refer to as B. My brother, had brought me the job, suggested

1:32.0

to him by B for reasons that will be revealed later.

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