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The Luke and Pete Show

The Nonsense Corner Of The Internet

The Luke and Pete Show

Stak Production

Society & Culture, Comedian, Conversation, Luke Moore, Funny, Top Podcast, Interview, Comedy Interviews, Jokes, Comedians, Best Podcast, Pete Donaldson, Comedy, Personal Journals

4.91.8K Ratings

🗓️ 8 March 2021

⏱️ 33 minutes

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Summary

On today’s show, we hear all about Pete’s late-night fridge door antics, before the boys discuss what they’d do as Mayor of London for the day...spoiler alert: imagine a *lot* of gelatine in the Thames. 


Elsewhere, we discuss life hacks, luxury dining for ducks and some incredible Skittles statistics. Don’t miss out!


Do you have any interesting confectionary statistics for us? Or just general nonsense news? Get in touch on our social media over at @lukeandpeteshow or drop us an email at [email protected]!


Oh - and drop us a review. 5 stars will do. Hop on over to Apple Podcasts. Cheers!



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Transcript

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0:00.0

This episode of the Logan Pete Show is sponsored by his majesty's prison and probation service.

0:06.5

Working in the prison and probation service is not a normal office 9 to 5, every single

0:11.0

day is different. Every day is extraordinary. But you don't have to be a superhero to do

0:16.7

it. These roles are performed by people you see every day. They're people you see in

0:21.3

the coffee shops, down the pub, at the football. If you want a role that's varied, unique

0:26.3

and interesting, whether as an officer or one of the other roles, you're getting a position

0:30.3

that's so challenging and a rewarding thing to do. As a prison officer, for example,

0:35.1

you'll have the opportunity to carry out so many different roles within any one day,

0:38.6

one minute, peacekeeper. The next, you're a counsellor, the next, a teacher. Many prison

0:43.4

roles don't require any specific qualifications. They're looking for people who have good communication

0:48.6

skills, can listen, build rapport, empathetic, resilient and a team player. Working in the prison

0:54.4

service is a unique opportunity and a unique environment like no other, where you help

0:59.0

to protect the public and make a positive impact all with a supportive and encouraging

1:03.8

team behind you, an excellent training and support. If this sounds like you, just search

1:09.4

prison jobs.

1:11.4

It's Monday and that means several. Millions of things. It means millions of things, but in

1:27.4

our little part of the internet, it means the moon. Pete Shaw is happening. Hello, my name's

1:30.8

Pete Donaldson. I am 39 years old. I'm 14 next month and I'm very much looking forward

1:37.8

to having a little beer in the beer garden or by myself. Look, it's also with me as

1:42.8

well. It's not even how well he's going to be in April, but it could be anything, couldn't

1:46.8

it?

1:47.8

45.

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