The Nolita Dirtbag Interview with Throwing Fits

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🗓️ 5 March 2025

⏱️ 100 minutes

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Our interview with Alex Hartman is sincere. Alex aka Nolita Dirtbag returns to the pod to trend forecast buying zip-up hoodies at Brandy Melville, his alter ego Craig McKinsey, turning the Bang Bus into the Woke Bus, what consultants even do, our collective return to sincerity aka honesty maxxing, millennial optimism, being trad is just growing up, the Sweetgreen of dentists, MD Foodie Boyz, the algo apocalypse, the joy of Citibiking, being paralyzed by greatness on Substack, asking the Chief Meme Officer at IG for favors, his new talk show Dead Horse is coming soon, Matthew McConaughey’s audiobook, the many perks of Chelsea Piers, Shithead Square, clubstaurants are good now, doxxing your mom, Barron Trump DJing on The Lot Radio, meeting the Rat Czar of NYC, checking in on man on the street content creators, Tofu Tofu Korean BBQ, anti-influence is actually still influence, building the weekend warrior uniform, earnest glazing Timothée Chalamet, quitting sports gambling and much more on Alex Hartman’s interview with The Only Podcast That Matters™.

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0:00.0	Throwgang, we are joined by the consulting king, the lord of loitering, the admin admiral, the finessing pharaoh.
0:05.1	He got more plugs than dudes flying home from Istanbul.
0:07.6	All or no musk, but he has become meme.
0:10.1	The Hester jester, the Baxter Swagster.
0:12.0	He blushing, blusting on Ken Mayer like Jen Z hair.
0:14.7	Dripping down moth, that's that big apple sauce.
0:16.8	His roster was heart man, but he only got a seating list. You pick me, he's sick meme.
0:21.0	He puts the servant observation.
0:22.6	Are you not fucking Nolita Dirtbag?
0:24.1	How about you, Nolita Dirt Bag up these nuts?
0:26.3	Get him some men and mucal because these dumps aren't regular.
0:28.4	Call him Phoebe Calfield.
0:29.3	I was getting off these carousels.
0:30.8	Liddy in the north of Liddle, little, diddy?
0:32.8	No, diddy. is shitty and middy while he getting silly with the kiddies. No Diddy, no dittling. Creator of Nolita Dirtbag, brand consultant and the plug at DirtBag Industries, Alex, how
0:42.8	how are you? Amazing. There it was. There it is. There it was. Welcome back, brother. It's been
0:48.0	a minute. I know. You're in a half, too. Much more. Your face exists now. Yeah.
0:53.3	That changed. When did you do at admin reveal?
0:57.3	It all started when I was at this event for like a YouTube dating show and I wore a Stone Island Balaala.
1:04.9	And then I was like, that was pretty fucking stupid.
1:08.5	You don't say.
1:10.2	Badge on or badge off?
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