The No Jumper Show Ep. 75
No Jumper
No Jumper
4.4 • 4.9K Ratings
🗓️ 4 January 2021
⏱️ 138 minutes
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| 1:00.8 | Bro, let me tell everybody out there. There's something very important that you need to know. |
| 1:05.3 | Number one, I take my shirt off and all the hoes stop breathing because it's after Christmas |
| 1:08.9 | and I got fat as fuck over Christmas break. Number two, AD smells like a gallon of pussy right |
| 1:16.6 | now. I know, gallon of pussy. |
| 1:18.3 | You smell like the situation from Jersey Shore. |
| 1:23.3 | It was only three sports. |
| 1:25.3 | Okay, so yeah, give me your column. What do you do? Squirt on the wrist and the other |
| 1:31.3 | person. Let me get a neck. Let me show. Let me give you. Let me give you the little. |
| 1:35.3 | Yeah, I'm saying, especially when you got a no female, you want to meet and show like |
| 1:39.3 | that. You put some on the fingers, right? And you touch the temples. |
| 1:43.3 | I was taught to get some your glands and then make your whole body smell good and shit like |
| 1:49.3 | that. But I didn't do that today to come around you mother fuckers. |
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