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🗓️ 11 November 2020
⏱️ 113 minutes
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0:00.0 | Now tell me one my friend got in the car and I was like, hey, I know exactly. What you smell like, check check. Check check check check |
0:06.3 | Check check check check check check check. Was that your card again? |
0:09.0 | LayLabo is that expensive shit |
0:11.3 | They also make candles and shit too. You have a Spensive lotion now. Is that the one where you kind of smell like a tree |
0:16.7 | Well like a good tree. You know what I'm talking. I don't want to smell like a tree ever. Are we live? I think so oh? |
0:21.6 | Shit me talking about lotion. I'm not sure how much you spend on lotion in a given month |
0:26.4 | I only use like regular lubricant because I got tattoos and like when I get new tattoos |
0:30.5 | You can't have like weird scented lotion. It's gonna right fuck your shit up. You feel me? |
0:34.3 | Does it say magical things about my skin that I've lived a completely lotionless life most white people I know don't ever use lotion |
0:40.4 | I heard white people don't wash their legs |
0:43.8 | I was thinking about that |
0:45.8 | Well, I kind of like soap up my upper body and my groin and then I just sort of |
0:50.3 | I'll allow the soap to travel down my legs and then I soap up my feet |
0:55.4 | So you why don't you get the ankle sometimes I do sometimes I'll scrub the knees and stuff |
1:00.2 | But a lot of times I don't because to be honest it doesn't really like what is gonna happen my legs are like a fucking rock wall |
1:06.3 | It's like bricks. Why do you want to be hard and crunchy like that? I don't feel like my legs get harder crunchy |
1:12.4 | I could show you my elbows like I show you my knees. I don't feel like there's any dust. There's no there's no gray |
1:17.1 | There's no elephant titus |
1:19.3 | Elephant tear smooth skin. I don't know. I feel like it's all flaky and shit like gray flakes my legs |
1:28.7 | Imagineing my body like I'm a cadaver |
1:30.9 | Thanks, you're just great and dusty. That's how you imagine my body |
1:36.6 | Why don't you use lotion? I'm just like this is a real that's a good question |
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