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🗓️ 31 August 2022
⏱️ 129 minutes
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| 0:00.0 | Hello, ho, ho! Here's an important message from Network Rail for anyone who's travelling by train this Christmas and New Year. |
| 0:08.0 | We'll be working over the festive period to make improvements to the railway. Most of the network remains open, but some train services will be affected from Sunday the 25th of December until Monday the 2nd of January. |
| 0:22.0 | So, to keep your festive plans on track, please check before you travel at nationalrail.co.uk slash Christmas. |
| 0:30.0 | It's dead. It's not gonna be elsewhere. Your dad is dead? |
| 0:34.0 | Really? Ready? Do you like, you do sign language there or what? No. |
| 0:42.0 | He's like, deaf like his ears stop working out like he's not like culturally deaf. He's not like hyped on being deaf. |
| 0:48.0 | Are we ready? We are ready. Whoa! Put the thumb in the air and stop swearing. |
| 0:54.0 | Oh, yeah, sounds like shit. Yeah. You did it two weeks in a row. Jesus. We're live and you said a curse word. |
| 1:00.0 | More than or we're live. Josh got the demonetized gang. Josh got the thumb in the air. |
| 1:06.0 | They tried to call. But they were standing in front of me. You're both standing there. You both can see that she was standing in front of me. |
| 1:12.0 | We don't know you're gonna say the S word. Put the crusties in your ear. They're crusties. No, yeah. |
| 1:16.0 | It was one of the main things I read last year. It was like, oh, Adam Swarrer and then told Tyrell not to swear. |
| 1:22.0 | I didn't know we were live when I swore. Okay. The boss is messing up. No, no. Josh is the thumb is messing up. |
| 1:26.0 | Really, like there should be a big button that turns red as soon as we're live. Okay. That's true. |
| 1:30.0 | We know when we're live. We should have a big TV right there. It has a thumb. |
| 1:34.0 | And we know. No, that's more a big red button. It's exactly the same idea. |
| 1:40.0 | But yeah, didn't we have that one like that like the little clock thing if there was like if you like went off or something like a fucking. |
| 1:48.0 | Oh, what I just said to everywhere. Sorry. It's just like I wish we could not talk about the swaring thing to start the podcast someday. |
| 1:56.0 | Like if everybody could not do it and we didn't have to talk about it would be such goals. I mean, you don't want to do monetize or do monetize. |
| 2:04.0 | Well, I know, but that's because of the swear. Yeah. I know now as a YouTuber. And I hate getting yellows. Oh, it's the worst. Right. You all yellow. |
| 2:14.0 | Is is really is bad. Really. |
| 2:17.0 | Blinking is getting better now though. I know a lot of people who get so many yellows that it makes me feel thankful that I don't get as many. |
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