Hello, Deadpool here. We're very excited to be joining you, but we should set the table correctly.

We're mostly going to make enemies with Disney and make a lot of jokes at Hughes' expense.

Come again.

So sit back, relax, while we travel to a place where grown men and women walk around in tights and act like it's not a giant cultural cry for help.

Because this is cinema. Cinema.

Shut up.

Oh my God.

Marvel Studios Deadpool in Wolverine in Cinemas Thursday, July 25th.

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Oh yeah, look at this.

Then he tells me to watch.

See I don't know if I should like bring the fans in on this.

This seems kind of fucked up.

Eft up.

Sorry. Come on court. Come on a little Uzy court.

A quarter. Call it. She a quarter.

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