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The Buckleys

The Nightmare Hamster

The Buckleys

Platform Media

Comedy

4.8 • 1.5K Ratings

🗓️ 10 September 2025

⏱️ 40 minutes

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Summary

James exposes the truth about baby carrots, the Buckleys roast vow renewals, take aim at the movie clichés men are desperate to try ("nothing against ’em") and share Chris’s unbelievable tale of Pipsqueak - the hamster from hell. Listen or watch new episodes every Thursday. You can be a part of the podcast too by emailing your messages to: ⁠thebuckleys@platformmedia.u⁠k or by dropping us a DM ⁠@thebuckleyspod⁠ Check out The Buckleys on TikTok: ⁠@thebuckleyspod⁠ The Buckleys Podcast on Instagram: ⁠@thebuckleyspod⁠ Learn more about your ad choices. Visit podcastchoices.com/adchoices

Transcript

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0:00.0

This episode is brought to you by eBay. Guess what, Claire? You've bought something else on eBay.

0:05.9

How did you know? How did you guess? No, I got a lovely little pocket game boy, refurbished pocket game boy. I absolutely love it.

0:14.7

Yeah, I know. You're always telling me about all your eBay finds.

0:18.3

Listen, when you find great deals, you can't help but say when it's eBay. This episode is brought to you by Tesco Club Card. Can you remember what you were doing 30 years ago, Claire? 30 years ago. Oh, I wasn't born. Me neither. Me neither. Wouldn't know. I still had about 10 years before I was about to be born. Yeah, yeah. How old are my now, 21? Come on, what were you doing 30 years ago? I was, I'd probably had headphones on and listening to my Spice Girls album. That's why I love you, Jimmy. Mm-hmm. Zig-a-Zig-R. Ah, happy days. And it was happy days for shoppers too, who got their very first Tesco club cards. Yeah, the club card's been going for 30 years.

0:58.3

It has, Claire. But more importantly, loads and loads of people have been enjoying all those amazing Tesco club card benefits over all that time.

1:07.4

Yeah, you've got to love how good it feels to get to the towel and see those savings clock up.

1:12.2

Oh, it feels too good. And who doesn't love a good saving? And if you want to celebrate 30 years of

1:18.0

the Tesco Club Card, there's no better way than making the most of those Club Card prices today.

1:23.5

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1:30.0

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1:31.1

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1:35.3

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1:37.4

Club card.

1:39.3

I mean, I hate weddings anyway.

1:41.4

Yeah.

1:41.8

They're inconvenient.

1:42.8

They're really boring.

1:44.1

Especially your own. I'll just say this to my mates. You've got one

1:47.1

wedding out of me. One day. She got the hamster and named it Pipsqueak. Now let me tell you,

1:51.8

Pip squeak was a... One man, one woman. One, two, three, six barbecues?

2:02.7

Be a rom-com.

2:04.2

And me and you, we'd be like back to back.

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