The Nightingale Pledge | Sal Vulcano & Chris Distefano Present: Hey Babe! | EP 34

Sal and Chris Present: Hey Babe!

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Comedy Interviews, Comedy

4.9 • 7K Ratings

🗓️ 22 July 2021

⏱️ 66 minutes

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Summary

Hey Babe! is a podcast where comedians Chris Distefano and Sal Vulcano share stories and have fun. Let your hair down & come hang out with the BABES! The babes are back and jump right into a few crazy stories from Chrissy D's physical therapy days. What was inside of one of his strangest patients?! We find out that Chris took The Nightingale Pledge when he started his career in physical therapy. Strange things happen when you work in physical therapy. Why are doctors always drunk? Shout out healthcare workers! One of Chrissy Chaos' friends walked in on his wife cheating on him with a famous baseball player. Sal had something awful happen at a party with Derek Jeter. A new species of humans was found in China. Shout out root beer floats! Cake mix market is a hustle. How much money would it take for you to eat a fried Tarantula? What do Tarantulas taste like? We find out that Chris' girlfriend used to own a alligator...WHAT?! Why do people own weird exotic pets?! HEY BABE! Rate us on iTunes! https://linktr.ee/Nopreshnetwork Follow The Show! Instagram - https://www.instagram.com/heybabepod/ Twitter - https://twitter.com/heybabepod Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

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0:00.0	Buh, Buh, Buh Don't be a fake, don't be a flake
0:06.0	Don't run away from your feelings, babe Don't be afraid, don't be ashamed
0:10.0	Don't hesitate to say hey babe, hey babe, hey babe, hey babe, hey babe
0:16.0	My neck, my back lick my hey babe, and my crack
0:21.0	Lick it now, lick it's good, lick this hey babe just like you should
0:26.0	So we're X-raying the sky, right? And we're in there and again, the whole, the whole office
0:34.0	And the whole body is in there, we put him under the X-ray machine
0:38.0	Yeah, before like, because he knows the light is coming on his body and I wait
0:42.0	I can't wait, we're all gonna see and he goes, he goes
0:46.0	There's something I didn't tell you
0:50.0	I swear to God, I swear to God
0:54.0	He goes, there's something I didn't tell you, I just remembered
0:58.0	And everyone in there has to act like they believe him
1:02.0	Yes, he goes, I just remember, and again, I know that this is gonna sound like a story I'm making up and whatever
1:10.0	There are multiple witnesses, there are multiple witnesses
1:14.0	If you go, I will tell you the place, New York, New York, PT and Wellness
1:19.0	Out in Old West, very long island
1:21.0	Name names, that's my witness, my former employer
1:23.0	We go on any, and he lifts up and he goes, and he goes, there's something I just, he goes, you know what?
1:29.0	I just remember what could be causing the back pain
1:31.0	He goes, he goes, cause the back pain, he goes, I accidentally, I accidentally got one of my kids' toys
1:39.0	I accidentally swallowed one of my kids' toys, maybe that's it
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