The Night is Dark and Full of Spoilers: A Maester's guide to House of Dragon
Talk of Champions
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🗓️ 24 August 2022
⏱️ 61 minutes
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Summary
Like Viserion inexplicably pulled from the sea by White Walkers possessing still-unexplained massive chains …
… and at the direction of the Night King, a hilariously lame show-only creation of the now infamous and idiotic writing team of Weiss and Benioff …
… rises again The Night is Dark and Full of Spoilers, with Maester Daniel and Ben of House Garrett, Lord of Oxford and Warden of North Mississippi.
We land, of course, in the familiar, if dangerous and conniving, land of Westeros, 200 years before the events of Game of Thrones, and at the height of House Targaryen’s reign over the Seven Kingdoms.
Consider this Great Council now in session, and Maester Daniel, having traveled many miles from the Citadel, explains this moment in history, the main players in this bloody (and fiery!) time in the Game of Thrones — where you either win or you die — and how the events unfolding connect to (or retcon) the series we all grew to love and eventually hate and pretty much forget completely for three long winters.
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| 0:00.0 | I believe you might be missing the greater point of the show, Paladin Butters. |
| 0:04.0 | Yeah, I know. Winter is coming and there's dragons and zombies on the way. |
| 0:07.0 | I'm pretty excited for that. |
| 0:09.0 | Broadcasting from the bowels of the Red Keep, |
| 0:13.0 | a king's road away from a fallen Winterfell and the wintry exile of Castle Black. |
| 0:19.0 | You're listening to The Night is dark and full of spoilers |
| 0:22.6 | with Maister Daniel and Ben of House Garrett, Lord of Oxford and Warden of North Mississippi, |
| 0:29.6 | and other things that sound cool and stuff. |
| 0:33.6 | For the night is dark and full of... |
| 0:36.6 | Spoilers, it's full of spoilers and stuff. The night is dark and full of... Spoilers, it's full of spoilers and stuff. |
| 0:40.4 | The night is dark and full of... |
| 0:42.5 | Spoilers! |
| 0:44.8 | I keep watching that show and I'm still waiting for the don't dragons to show up and kick everyone's butt. |
| 0:52.2 | Like Viserian, inexplicably pulled from the sea by ice zombies possessing still unexplained massive chains. |
| 1:00.9 | At the direction of the Night King, a hilariously lame show-only creation of the now infamous and idiotic writing team of Weiss and Binyov. |
| 1:10.3 | Rises again, does the night is dark and full of |
| 1:14.0 | spoilers, and its triumphant and fiery return? But this great council has reconvened not to |
| 1:21.1 | discuss Game of Thrones? Oh no, no. True. Lanisters always pay their debts, and I been of House Garrett, Lord of Oxford, |
| 1:30.3 | and Warden of North Mississippi never delivered on the series finale show that was promised. |
| 1:36.3 | A definitive breakdown of the disastrous end of one of the greatest television events of our time, |
| 1:41.5 | some three long winters ago. Back in the dark days of 2019 when prophecy |
| 1:46.6 | and long-established character development were cast aside for cheap fan service and Starbucks |
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