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What's up congregation? Is she girl Scams, cardis? Back for another installment of Yes! Scams, cardis? I named the show after me

I'm lazy mostly and I'm so excited to have our amazing guests here. He is by colesso and thank goodness was here filming his new Netflix show that he's also producing with his comedy group Astronomy Club

Astronomy Club on Netflix y'all. He's also one of the three amazing hosts of Black Man Can Jump in Hollywood, which is one of my favorite podcasts which I recently got to do and it was so fun

Everybody Jonathan Braillock. Listen! Hey, I love that. I love the extra. I had to come in hot. I need it and I truly need it. Truly the people who listen to this congregation they're always like you guys are really wired. Why are you yelling directly into the microphone? Just turn your sound down. Just turn it down. You know what it is already. What's playing with me? You've been listening to this for a while. You know you gotta turn this down when you start listening to it. You know I'm gonna be ragging.

They are. Oh gosh, so wait. What's your relationship with scams? Oh man, I was trying to think about this on the way over here. I was like because here's the thing. I'm definitely a person who makes sure I'm not getting scammed. You know what I mean? I'm all in look right? Yes. Yes, so that's a home for a lot of scams. Yes, I was born New York. I grew up there. I also grew up in Jersey and then went back and like I was like you know I'm always looking for the scams. I don't think I scam people but I definitely

definitely look for shortcuts sometimes. You know what I mean? Look for shortcuts. You know rebrand. Look I'm not necessarily breaking the law. I'm just looking for a short break on the law. Listen, you know I like you know it's in the bylaws or something. You know if it's not there and black and white you know maybe there's a way to skirt around it and I'm like hey you know what I mean?

You sound like a scammer John. Those are the words I'm not. I don't cheat people out of money. Okay yeah I don't do that either. Maybe the gummin.

But yeah, everyone else. No, no just kidding government. I know you're listening. I'm paying you all every penny that you deserve. I hope you know. Okay.

Listen, I don't Lauren Hill. Truly the richest people in America are scamming the government constantly.

Constantly. It's so deeply embarrassed. Let's be real about it. It's the middle class who's actually I heard you and the work within our billionaires like your money is in some fucking

island. Like you fucking asshole. When you get a little when you get some money and you like if you if you have your own business or you become like a S

corp like a lot of us people have to do in the entertainment business. You realize how much of a scam it all is. It's like you can just start writing things off

like left and right everything. You're right off every single thing that you were using before but you ain't getting all facts return for that.

It's like all of a sudden my cell phone bill is a business experience. Oh yeah, it is. And he's carrying and this gym membership.

And he's like my enough subscription. All of it. Everything. I the only thing that I'm a little mad about right now and I'm probably going to leave my account.

Is that he's like not shady enough. Like I think he's lazy as fuck like not only see not getting me returns on shit. Like he told me when I went to Georgia to shoot my show.

They were going to take six percent of my income six percent. Okay. My lawyers get five right. Georgia's taking six. Okay. Yeah. I'm like, I ain't even helped me with this shit for y'all take a six percent job.

I could do some paperwork. I saw him bitch. You better come out and put on my fuck swimsuit Georgia Florida girls. The funniest thing about that is six percent is low compared to what some states try to take for you. Like New York City. But I don't live in Georgia. No. I yeah. So it's like Callie getting there. Right.

Georgia going to pull up to the function. It should be getting it really if you're working that you know the meeting. I don't even understand. Well, so I was talking to him about it and I was like,

yes, so what can we do about this? And he said, what can we do? You don't pay it? I said, what? I gotta get ready. Yo ass. Now fuck I want a better call Saul.

That's right. I need to know I'm getting the best stretch of the law. Tax accountants should always be looking at ways to scan the government.

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