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The Quibbler: A Harry Potter Book Club

The Nibbler 5—Live Free or Twi-hard

The Quibbler: A Harry Potter Book Club

Heather Price-Wright & Alex Dalenberg

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4.8783 Ratings

🗓️ 31 October 2020

⏱️ 131 minutes

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Summary

It's the spookiest Halloween in a long, long, long time, so we're rewarding (?) you all with a long, long, LONG final episode of The Nibbler. Seriously this thing is gargantuan. What did we even talk about? Dust motes? Child brides? Eternal sleeplessness? Accidentally becoming full, un-ironic fans of this series despite the fact that it barely qualifies as having a plot? ALL OF IT AND MORE. Plus: Freaked out forgers, vampire fat acceptance, unqualified obstetricians, and more, more more. This week: Twilight Breaking Dawn (Part 2) Next week: Gringotts

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0:00.0

Bella Shark. Do do do do to do Bella Shark. Do do do do do Bella Shark. Do do do Bella Shark.

0:10.2

Trick or treat. You're listening to the Nibbler podcast, the Twilight Book Club for Predators.

0:23.0

His touch seemed to sweep beneath the surface of my skin right through the bones of my face.

0:28.8

The feeling was tingling electric.

0:31.9

It jolted through my bones, down my spine, and trembled in my stomach.

0:38.7

Wait, I thought as the trembling blossomed into a warmth, a yearning.

0:45.9

Wasn't I supposed to lose this?

0:48.7

Wasn't giving up this feeling a part of the bargain?

0:52.0

I was a newborn vampire.

0:56.6

The dry, scorching ache in my throat gave proof to that, and I knew what being a newborn entailed. Human emotions and longings would come

1:02.8

back to me later in some form, but I'd accepted that I would not feel them in the beginning,

1:08.1

only thirst. That was the deal, the price. I'd agreed to pay it. But as

1:15.1

Edward's hand curled to the shape of my face like satin-covered steel, desire raced through my dried-out veins,

1:22.6

singing from my scalp to my toes. He arched one perfect eyebrow waiting for me to speak.

1:29.9

I threw my arms around him.

1:36.1

I'm Heather Price Wright.

1:37.7

And I'm Alex Dellenberg and spooky Halloween and election week.

1:46.9

Yeah, don't even talk about the latter.

1:48.8

What's scarier.

1:50.9

The day that shall not be named is upcoming.

1:54.6

And believe it or not, Twilight has been a balm for both of our souls.

1:59.5

Yeah, seriously.

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