The Nibbler 3—How Bella Got Her Groove Back

The Quibbler: A Harry Potter Book Club

Heather Price-Wright & Alex Dalenberg

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4.8 • 787 Ratings

🗓️ 2 April 2019

⏱️ 111 minutes

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Summary

April Fool’s Day means just one thing in these parts. It’s another episode of The Nibbler! The third book in the series is chock-a-block full of horrifying messages for kids, tweens, teens, and grownups alike, including: you’re obligated to love back any boy who becomes obsessed with you; sex is the same as murder; the Confederacy was pretty sweet; gold shag carpeting is a classy design choice; a metaphor can never get too extended; Native American tribes are basically supernatural anyway so why not ascribe totally made-up lore to actual living indigeous people; and MORE! Plus: Falling in love with a toddler, is, like, chill. Also there’s apparently a plot in there somewhere. This week: The Twilight Saga: Eclipse

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0:00.0	Will you still need me? Will you still feed me when I'm 64?000. You're listening to the Nibbler podcast,
0:12.4	the Twilight Book Club for Commitmentphobes.
0:17.6	Bella, he murmured, his voice warm and velvet.
0:21.7	"'Who do you please stop trying to take your clothes off?'
0:25.1	"'Do you want to do that part?' I asked confused.
0:28.7	"'Not tonight,' he answered softly.
0:31.7	"'His lips were slower now against my cheek and jaw.
0:35.2	"'All the urgency gone.'
0:37.3	"'Edward, don't!
0:38.3	I started to argue.
0:40.3	I'm not saying no, he reassured me.
0:43.3	I'm just saying not tonight.
0:46.3	I exhaled with a loud huff.
0:49.3	I have to marry you first, I asked in disbelief.
0:52.3	That's the deal. Take it or leave it. Compromise, remember?
1:00.2	I'm Heather Pricewright.
1:01.8	And I'm Alex Dallenberg and April Fool's.
1:05.4	Yeah.
1:05.9	Except for real.
1:07.0	Not because you sort of probably knew this was coming.
1:10.1	But April Fool's, lull, we're doing Twilight.
1:12.8	We're doing Twilight Eclipse, which is the third one in the series.
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