Busy, busy night.

Yankees Astros, rubber game of the three-game series.

Eagles, Cowboys will make our first NFL pick later this hour.

Plus, the Seattle Seahawks are doing something revolutionary to curb violence at football

stadiums.

We'll let you know what it is.

But first, it's Cinco time.

Cinco de Fivo with Evan and Tiki on the fan.

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So here we go.

The NFL begins its season tonight, and these are the five reasons tonight's NFL opener sucks.

Wow.

All right, here we go.

Here we go.

Number five. It's an Eagles Super Bowl celebration, including a banner racing. Sweet. Can't wait. Don't you feel that way? I know you don't like the Eagles. I get it. The Eagles are the Giants' biggest rivals. But don't you kind of feel that way about any Super Bowl celebration? It's not our team. It just doesn't feel personal when it's any other team. It's not, I don't mind it not feeling personal. I'm okay seeing fan bases

uniquely get to celebrate something. Like I do generally like people's happiness, but those people,

I don't need to see them tonight. Okay. Here we go.

Number four. Without a shadow of a doubt tonight, both Adori Jackson and Aziz O'Jolari will make a great play for the Eagles, prompting more anti-giant discussion. That's true, and it'll circle back to the Seekon stuff again. Will you care? No, but it'll be shoved down our throats. Basically, we traded Aziz O'Jolari, not literally, but figuratively for Abdul Carter. Yes. Will you care? I won't, but little spoiler alert, Chris Collinsworth tonight is going to, oh, maybe we've got another Sequin thing on her hands. No, he's not. He can't even pretend to say that. No, you know what I think they would say? It wouldn't be that. It would be up. Another year, another former giant helping the Eagles. Something along those lines. All right, here we go. Number three. This ties back to number five, but just the general idea of Philadelphia fans getting to be smiley on camera all night. I don't want to see the crowd shots. I see what this list is about. Okay. Again, this is the top five reasons tonight's NFL opener sucks. Here we go. Number two. No matter what, a team we hate wins. Now, you're right. You don't like the fan bases specifically of the Eagles and the Cowboys, and one of those fan bases is crowing tonight. I think it's worse if the Cowboys win. Because the Eagle fan could sit back. It's, you know, we're still the Super Bowl champions. We're fine. They're still arrogant. The Cowboy fan, especially the way you guys, and I really mean Sean and Tommy, have berated the Cowboys after the Micah Trade, oh, they're going to look for their pound of flush. And last but not least. Number one.

I truly at this point wish this guy, nothing but good vibes.

There will still be Sequin leaving the Giants mentioned a million times when he catches

the ball, carries the ball, scores a touchdown.

It happened all year later.

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