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Boy, this sounds painful.

A German soccer match was canceled before kickoff.

After a referee suffered an unexpected injury, what do you think happened?

Well, you said painful.

Yeah, I thought you were going to tell me that they had to delay the game because one of the fans

was, you know, they separate with those chain link fences.

And he had got a body part caught on the

chain link fence trying to move from one section to the other. This is going to be equally as painful.

Okay. I had a friend that that happened. The stock photo is a red card.

The surferry got red carded?

I'm going to say a player was warming up his legs and accidentally kicked him in the man regions.

I'm going to say once in a lifetime, you fill in a light bulb.

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