These and gentlemen of the interwebs, when you thought you have feared absolutely everything

on earth only to wake up one morning and see a video that unlocks a new fear, Lord have mercy on us all.

Beho.

This is why you've never used toilet paper from a local place with your kids or yourself.

Fucking dirt balls cleaning their needles in here.

So this is actually a real thing. Some IV drug abusers will actually clean their needles

on public toilet paper rolls. And so if you're going to use a public toilet, look at the side

of the roll and see if there are any of these types of marks on the toilet paper.

Or better yet, bring flushable, fragrance-free wipes with you so you can avoid worrying about that at all.

I hate public toilets. I mean, I'll pee in them, but unless I'm going to have a freaking blowout,

I will not use a public toilet for number two. Now, this comes from an account that is called CCP is asshole, and it looks like the O in the E

is the number zero. So be weary. I quote posted this and said new fear unlocked because it's the grossest thing I can imagine.

Like first of all, I grew up in the tail end of the AIDS epidemic. I grew up the fifth child of five children to an equally neurotic, hypocondriacal mother, who instilled

the fear of death in me at a very young age that persists to this day. It's called phenatophobia,

by the way. And I grew up at the tail end of the AIDS epidemic where, for whatever the reason,

in my irrational brain of a 10-year-old child, give or take,

I was convinced that if I sat on a toilet seat,

I could contract HIV or herpes or some other disgusting STD simply by I don't know where it would happen from.

This was a fear of life.

To now, I just had to make sure we're still we're alive to now have to wake up to this fear this morning of people

cleaning their hypodermic needles in toilet paper. Now, I saw it and I'm like, okay, fine. We're

going to go do a little fact checking here. We're going to make sure that this is in fact

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