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Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

The News... with Alison*

Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend

Alison Rosen

Comedy, Comedy Interviews

4.56.4K Ratings

🗓️ 15 March 2026

⏱️ 68 minutes

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*and Daniel

This week we are unlocking a Patreon exclusive episode of my new news show. Enjoy! Or don't!

 

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Transcript

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0:00.0

Hello, everyone. This week, you are getting exclusive access to Daniel and my new news episode.

0:08.8

That's what you're going to be hearing. And Daniel and I just recorded it. And then there was a lengthy

0:14.3

conversation about, like, is this one good enough to be the one that we give them as a Monday episode.

0:22.7

And we're not sure.

0:25.1

And I hope that that kind of naked insecurity is endearing as opposed to, you know, in these times

0:36.0

when everyone is begging for your attention, I really feel like what

0:43.4

I'm supposed to do is I'm supposed to say, if you don't listen to this episode, you're going to

0:49.4

lose all your friends and your teeth are going to fall out. Teeth is are going to fall out teeth is are going to fall out and your

0:56.9

life will be in shambles and you won't know what's going on this episode is it stands between you

1:04.4

and ruin of a financial and social and spiritual sort but But that is bullshit and I just, I'm not in the

1:15.2

mood for that level of bullshit. So what I'm going to say is, this is the fifth or the sixth

1:20.8

news episode that we've done. We're still finding our footing. We're still figuring out what kinds of stories to cover.

1:29.6

This one is a little, we, you know, we, we kind of leaned into more, uh, hard news,

1:35.5

political news on the other episodes. This one has less of that, even though there's a little bit,

1:42.1

um, here and there.

1:50.6

But yeah, you know, why not give you guys a taste of what we're doing?

1:54.9

Unless you taste it and then you're like, I don't want that in my mouth.

1:58.6

In which case, I guess that's feedback I'd like to hear as well.

1:59.7

Here you go.

2:00.1

Enjoy.

2:08.2

Oh, and if you're like, by George, I do need this in my ears and mouth, Patreon.com slash Allison Rosen.

2:09.4

Here you go.

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