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Friday Night Comedy from BBC Radio 4

The News Quiz: Ep6. Is the UK getting sunnier?

Friday Night Comedy from BBC Radio 4

BBC

Comedy

4.113.5K Ratings

🗓️ 20 February 2026

⏱️ 29 minutes

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Summary

This week the panel discuss PM Keir Starmer fighting off a potential coup; whether it’s a good idea to take Valentine’s day tips from a two-timing Norwegian athlete; and after 40 days of rain in some parts of the UK, is the country actually getting sunnier?

Joining Andy this week is Alasdair Beckett-King, Rachel Fairburn, Stephen Bush and Mhairi Black

Written by Andy Zaltzman.

With additional material by: Cody Dahler, Eve Delaney, Jade Gebbie, Ruth Husko and Peter Tellouche. Producer: Georgia Keating Executive Producer: James Robinson Production Coordinator: Giulia Lopes Mazzu Sound Editor: Marc Willcox

A BBC Studios Production for Radio 4.

Transcript

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0:00.0

BBC Sounds, Music, Radio, Podcasts.

0:07.0

Steve Bracknelly, are the assistant manager of Sunday League team, the Royal Oak FC.

0:12.0

Are you sick of changes to our beautiful game?

0:15.0

Five minute stoppages for VAR checks.

0:17.0

VAR, the talking point again after a five minute plus delay.

0:20.0

Cryotherapy ice chamber.

0:22.9

All's in back at socks.

0:25.3

XG double pivots and inferred wingbacks.

0:28.2

The game's well and truly gone and I'm here to bring it back.

0:31.9

Games gone.

0:32.9

The Steve Bracknell podcast.

0:34.9

Listen on BBC Sounds.

0:38.9

Hello, I am Andy Zaltzman. I'm going to give you a peek into the writing process for the

0:43.6

news quiz this week. I'm flicking through the newspapers ahead of this week show, trying to find

0:47.8

if there are any news stories that could work as a metaphor for the state of the Starmer government.

0:53.9

Here's a weather news story. Unrelenting gloom and misery looks set to continue for the foreseeable

0:59.4

future. What do you reckon? I can't see anything too obvious there. Let's try a sport.

1:05.0

At the Winter Olympics, American skier Lindsay Vaughn, despite being wounded and compromised,

1:09.7

carried on regardless.

1:14.4

But inevitably came to grief and crashed out in a spectacular heap.

1:16.2

Not sure there's much in that.

1:17.5

Maybe something... Oh, here's one.

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