The News Quiz: Ep1. Messiah or Doctor?
Friday Night Comedy from BBC Radio 4
BBC
4.1 • 13.5K Ratings
🗓️ 24 April 2026
⏱️ 29 minutes
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Summary
After six weeks off air Andy Zaltzman is back. Helping him kick off the series are Andrew Maxwell, Zoe Lyons, Stephen Bush and Kiri Pritchard-McLean. They’ll be tackling the big questions - how is the country feeling ahead of the potentially seismic elections on 7th May? Why is Donald Trump feuding with the Pope and why are mini-gherkins now harder to find than ever?
Written by Andy Zaltzman.
With additional material by: Mike Shephard, Ruth Husko, Dee Allum and Angela Channell Producer: Georgia Keating Executive Producer: Pete Strauss Production Coordinator: Asha Osborne-Grinter Sound Editor: Marc Willcox
A BBC Studios Production for Radio 4.
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| 0:20.2 | It's right foot goes for goal. |
| 0:21.6 | And then enjoy even more podcasts full of analysis and reaction to the big stories. |
| 0:27.7 | The stat that is astonishing is they ended with the lowest amount of possession. |
| 0:31.2 | And she's had to live with that. |
| 0:32.8 | So if you love sport, a passion, it's almost like a religion. |
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| 0:38.7 | Sort of expecting that every week now. Welcome to another series of the news quiz. I'm Zaltzman. As you'll have heard, |
| 0:46.6 | the BBC are making, to be precise, they're making cuts of ten per... This means that every |
| 0:53.6 | tenth word |
| 0:54.2 | in this week's won't be said. |
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| 0:59.3 | and those that do still have punchlines |
| 1:01.9 | won't be |
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