The News Quiz - 24th February

Friday Night Comedy from BBC Radio 4

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4.2 • 13.3K Ratings

🗓️ 24 March 2023

⏱️ 29 minutes

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Summary

Andy is joined by Ian Smith, Holly Walsh, Andy Parsons and from The Spectator, Kate Andrews. This week the panel discuss the war in Ukraine one year on, Keir Starmer's missions, and the editing of Dahl. Hosted and written by Andy Zaltzman with additional material from Alice Fraser, Catherine Brinkworth, Jade Gebbie, and Will Hall. Producer: Sam Holmes Executive Producer: Richard Morris Production Co-ordinator: Becky Carewe-Jeffries Sound Editor: Marc Willcox

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0:00.0	BBC Sounds, Music, Radio, Podcasts.
0:05.1	Welcome to The News Quiz.
0:06.6	APPLAUSE
0:11.4	Hello, rationing is back this week in our supermarkets,
0:14.0	and I'm only allowed to use the letters Q and Z
0:16.4	twice each in this week's show.
0:18.9	I am Andy Zoltzmann. Oh, yeah.
0:21.7	LAUGHTER
0:23.5	I'll be asking the questions.
0:25.2	Oh, this is going to be really quite difficult.
0:27.8	Anyway, this is The News.
0:29.0	We...
0:30.2	LAUGHTER
0:32.4	Our teams this week, well, in a week where not only have vegetables
0:35.6	been disappearing from the supermarkets' shelves,
0:37.2	but rumours of a Beatles Rolling Stones collaboration
0:39.7	have been sweeping the internet.
0:41.1	We have team Sergeant Lars Remaining Pepper
0:44.1	against team I can't get no salads action.
0:46.7	LAUGHTER
0:49.6	On team Pepper, we have Andy Parsons
0:51.5	and, from the spectator, Kate Andrews.
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