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We present the newscrease with your host Andy Zoltzman.

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Hello. That's an energy-saving measure.

I'm doing this line of the show in a quiet voice,

so less electricity is needed to create the sound waves

from your speakers or headphones.

We've all got to do our bit.

Thank you for not laughing. We have to be careful about earth tremors.

Our teams this week, we have team Trichol down against team Buckle Up.

On team Trichol down, we have Ian Smith and Esther Manito.

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And on team Buckle Up, it's Realina and Hugo Rifkin.

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So, yes, the country is returned to reality following the funeral of Queen Elizabeth.

According to the Institute for Fiscal Studies,

the government's so-called mini-budget this week could result in a massive what for years to come.

Anyone? A massive what?

Dead. Yes?

So, it's a mini-budget, right?

But the reason why it's a mini-budget rather than a proper budget

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