The News Quiz - 15th January 2021

Friday Night Comedy from BBC Radio 4

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4.2 • 13.3K Ratings

🗓️ 15 January 2021

⏱️ 28 minutes

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Summary

This week Andy's guests are Nish Kumar, Felicity Ward, Lucy Porter and Gavin Webster. A titanic clash between Team Lock em Up and Team Lock em Down. In an attempt to distract from the globe's currently lower than average performance, this week's programme features some "future news". Written by Andy Zaltzman with additional material from Max Davis, Alice Fraser, Simon Alcock and Celya AB. Producer: Richard Morris A BBC Studios Production

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0:00.0	BBC Sounds, Music, Radio, Podcasts.
0:05.0	Hello, it's the end of another lesson,
0:07.2	absolutely brilliant week for Team Human,
0:09.2	but on the plus side...
0:11.1	Uh, yeah, uh...
0:12.8	No, no, I've got nothing.
0:14.8	LAUGHTER
0:17.1	49 and a half weeks until Christmas.
0:19.7	LAUGHTER
0:20.7	Welcome to the news quiz.
0:22.8	CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:26.3	APPLAUSE
0:29.2	And we start this week with a clipping from a newspaper.
0:33.2	Please, Mike, it's stop!
0:35.5	LAUGHTER
0:39.0	That was from the generic daily sent in by everyone from everywhere.
0:43.4	I'm Andy Salzman and our two teams this week,
0:45.8	battling for the American Global Credibility Memorial Trophy.
0:49.0	On Team Lockham Up, it's Lucy Porter and Gavin Webster.
0:52.8	CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
0:57.4	And on Team Lockham Down, Nish Kumar and Fulis, the ward.
1:01.4	CHEERING AND APPLAUSE
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