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Thank you. I am Tom Shaloo, in for Greg, on this very special edition of Gutfeld.

It is Friday, so you know what that means.

Okay, before we get to some new stories, let's do this.

Greg's Leftovers.

Yes, it's Leftovers, where I read the jokes we didn't use this week.

New York Times mayor Eric Adams met with incoming borders are Tom Holman to discuss the migrant crisis, pressures on infrastructure,

and challenges for law enforcement, barely leaving them enough time for a romantic

Central Park carriage ride. According to a House report on Trump's attempted assassin Ryan Ruth, a secret service agent

may have been only five feet away when he fired six times at Ruth and missed him

every time.

The agent has since been transferred to the Imperial Stormtroopers.

All right.

All right. Sports news, Bill Belichick will take over the football program

at the University of North Carolina.

He says he can't wait to start the season,

and his girlfriend can't wait to start classes.

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