I am so glad to be cleared of all these child pornography charges.

That kid just fell from the ceiling

into my lap

and the jury agreed

Let this be a lesson to all of us

Children falling from ceilings into your greased up naked lap

Can happen to anyone

But now just like Brittany I I am back, bitches.

Welcome back, Craig.

I knew it wouldn't stick.

You're no Danny Masters.

Yours can't fight back.

Triggers.

If the finger trap doesn't fit, you must acquit.

Congratulations, buddy.

Just remember this.

It's in the spank bank already, and they can't take that away from you.

Steroids, ozempic, and rat tranquilizers have turned this once beefy meatball into a lean, bobble-headed pork rib.

When you hear the name, Craig, please only think of pedophilia January 6th in steroids.

That is my brand baby.

They once said there was a giant ginger pito from a conservative radio show who beat the charges against him.

Him name was Ho-Jimson.

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