The New Guy | SCP-162

The SCP Experience

Dr. NoSleep Studios

Fiction

4.8 • 842 Ratings

🗓️ 30 June 2025

⏱️ 21 minutes

🔗️ Recording | iTunes | RSS

🧾️ Download transcript

Summary

Hired for a mysterious job in a frozen wasteland, one desperate man breaks the rules—and discovers too late why no one ever lasts more than a day. This story was derived from ⁠⁠https://scp-wiki.wikidot.com/scp-162 and is released under Creative Commons Sharealike 3.0. ⁠⁠https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/3.0/⁠⁠ RULA: Huge thanks to Rula for sponsoring the show. Go to⁠ ⁠Rula.com/scp⁠⁠ and take the first towards better mental health today. * * * DISCLAIMER: This episode contains explicit content. Parental guidance is advised for children under the age of 18. Listen at your own discretion. #thescpexperience #scp #scpfoundation #scpencounters #securecontainprotect #scpstories Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoices

Transcript

Click on a timestamp to play from that location

0:00.0	Hey Harry. Hello mate.
0:07.8	Got any tips for the football? Your best bet is to head over to bet Victor.
0:11.3	They're giving new customers a terrific welcome offer. If you bet a minimum of £10, they'll give you £30 in three bets.
0:18.0	Oh, that's a steal of a deal. It's a good darn deal that'll make you squirrel for real.
0:22.6	Neil?
0:23.4	My name's not Neil.
0:24.4	I know, but it rhymed.
0:26.3	Listen to Harry and make your best bet on the football at BetVictor.
0:29.7	18 Plus opt in and bet on any football marketing at odds of evens or greater no cash out seven-day expiry terms and conditions apply at gamblerware.org.
0:36.5	Iron Hard has arrived on Disney Plus.
0:39.2	Dewey, what is going all with you?
0:41.1	From Marvel Television, an executive producer Ryan Coogler.
0:44.1	I wanted to build something undeniable, but now I'm in trouble.
0:47.0	Don't miss the sixth episode of Vand.
0:49.0	I joined a crew of criminals, and now I'm about to get killed by Drenched Man in a
0:53.5	cake.
0:53.7	Be the first to experience the all-new series.
0:56.9	You've bitten off a hell of a lot more than you can chew.
0:59.0	I can chew a lot.
0:59.8	Marvel Television's Iron Hard.
1:01.8	Now streaming only on Disney Plus.
1:04.0	18 plus subscription required.
	...

Please login to see the full transcript.

Previous episode | Next episode

Disclaimer: The podcast and artwork embedded on this page are from Dr. NoSleep Studios, and are the property of its owner and not affiliated with or endorsed by Tapesearch.

Generated transcripts are the property of Dr. NoSleep Studios and are distributed freely under the Fair Use doctrine. Transcripts generated by Tapesearch are not guaranteed to be accurate.