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improv4humans with Matt Besser

The New Celebrity Dating Game

improv4humans with Matt Besser

Matt Besser

Comedy

4.92.8K Ratings

🗓️ 24 June 2021

⏱️ 64 minutes

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Summary

Welcome to the New Celebrity Dating Game with your host, Icelandic singer-songwriter Björk! This episode, we’re joined by actress Anna Faris as she picks a lucky suitor from a hidden panel of three contestants based on a variety of questions. Featuring Lisa Gilroy as Anna Faris, Christine Bullen as Ellen DeGeneres, Kenny Stevenson as Nicolas Cage, and Mike Hanford as John Lennon.

Transcript

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Human, you are entering an improvised comedy show, restricted to humans only. Improv for

0:10.0

humans, with Matt Besser. Based on your suggestions and other sources of inspiration, Matt and guests

0:17.0

will perform fully improvised scenes. Today is an exclusive reveal of the unreleased, celebrity

0:23.0

dating game pilot featuring Christine Bullen, Mike Hanford, Lisa Gerroi and Kenny Stevenson.

0:30.0

Welcome to Improv for humans with Matt Besser. That's me, Brett. I think we might have an exclusive

0:42.0

here. This is pretty cool. Remember how a couple episodes ago I was talking about that celebrity dating game

0:50.0

we played the trailer for it. Yeah, with Michael Bolton. Yes. Yes.

0:56.0

Yes. Yes. For Michael Bolton, sings the clues to who the mystery celebrity guest is. So weird.

1:03.0

And we were like, how do you come up with this idea, right? So I'm talking to Freda

1:09.0

Marnemind, who's in a network development over ABC. And he tell, he not only knows that he had

1:17.0

the pilot episode, which didn't have Michael Bolton in it. Really? Or is a zoe dish and L?

1:24.0

Am I saying that right? Who did it have in it? You're not going to believe it. Have you heard it?

1:30.0

Have you seen it? I have it. Do you want to play it? Yeah. Yeah. If you have it, I'd love to play it.

1:36.0

I think it's okay to play it if we do commentary over it or later or something like that.

1:42.0

Anyway, well, let's see it. Yeah. Here we go. Here. Let me do share audio video.

1:51.0

Welcome to the all-new celebrity dating game with your host Icelandic singing sensation Bizarc.

2:04.0

Ready? Set? Floor! This is the woman dating game.

2:16.0

It has got to help me to be here. Welcome to the show everyone. I'm Björg.

2:23.0

And today we have three synchoselabities. I hear the win-hard of one of the mystery celebrity.

2:34.0

At different points in the show, I will be providing us a lap of days with musical plays.

2:42.0

Yes, I will sing a song that gives clues about the mystery castes.

2:48.0

Don't you blame me for this stupid idea? Blame the network executives.

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