The NeverEnding Story, with Janet Varney

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Maximum Fun

Maximum Fun, Emily Fleming, Tv & Film, Jordan Morris, Comedy, Movies

4.9 • 714 Ratings

🗓️ 29 April 2026

⏱️ 76 minutes

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Summary

It's the last week of the MaxFun Drive and we could think of no better way of celebrating free movies than to invite Janet Varney (E Pluribus Motto) to watch The NeverEnding Story, a childhood classic about a little boy who escapes into fantasy in order to forget how dead his mom is. Tune in next week when our movie will be... Yesterday (2019)

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0:00.0	I'm
0:02.0	We're going to be.
0:05.0	We're going to be.
0:09.0	We're going to be.
0:12.0	We're going to be.
0:14.0	We're going to us.
0:18.0	We have us.
0:22.0	Oh. This is free with ads, the podcast that asked a question, why pay HBO Max $11 a month to watch all the Lord of the Rings movies when you can go online for free and see
0:38.7	an epic quest that may not have a runtime of three hours, but you'll probably spend that long
0:43.3	watching it because you'll have to pause it every five minutes to sob like a baby. I'm Jordan Morris.
0:47.9	And I'm Emily Fleming. Today's movie is the never-ending story, the fantasy adventure that's been
0:52.9	traumatizing kids while imprinting on
0:55.2	them sexually since 1984. With us as always is the super producer, the he freak. Matt Lieb,
1:00.9	hitting us with the drops that get us out of the swamp of sadness.
1:06.0	Artic!
1:07.4	I mean, of course. Matt, you're starting with it. Get it out of the way now. I have another one. I have another one. Here it is. Okay. You want to play the other one. There you go. Stupid horse. That's exactly how I feel. Cheer the fuck up. Cheer up, horse. You're being an idiot. Hey, this is a very special episode for many reasons.
1:28.5	One, we're doing this movie that everyone wants us to do.
1:31.8	Here you are.
1:32.5	You're welcome.
1:33.5	Two, it's the Max Fun Drive.
1:35.9	So that's really fun.
1:37.6	It's the time of year where we go to maximum fun.org slash join.
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