When the time comes, will you go quietly?

Suddenly, very quietly.

So she once said back in like 2009, welcome everyone to the NERV's inaugural MetGala live stream.

We have some of your favorite troublemakers in-house ready to join before we get to them.

I wanted to make sure you could see our other attendees in Effigy.

Over to my left, we have one Brian Nome, who is in competition with the lady behind my right shoulder, Lauren Sanchez.

For most bodacious rack of the year, we've got Anna in effigy, we've got our Vera Wang skeleton, we've got our Ryan Reynolds, fire exting you call? Fire extinguisher, which is apt because

Blake just settled, just came in right before we went to air. Lena's back there behind

Brian. Don't miss her. She's wearing her finest tent. We've got some funeral wreaths, some

cocktails, some issues of Vogue in a coffin, and a little

surprise for Timitay Shama-Lama Ding-Dong. We know the Kardashians are there. He has yet to be seen.

He may be inside. And over to my right, our most special guests and our most special

sub-gala. This is our pet gala. If we could cut over to the pet

gala, Teddy and Trouble, his little brother Trouble, they're in one of three bespoke looks this

evening. I don't know if we can get closer, but they're wearing, could somebody actually hand me a dog?

I can't move.

Oh, this is Maureen Keen of Keen's canines.

If you are in the gorgeous Maureen, if you happen to be on the South Shore of Long Island

and you need a dog trainer, I can speak from experience.

She's the best.

This is trouble in his tax the rich

AOC, bespoke outfit. He's so happy. Teddy's in the matching one as well. And we will be showing

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