5 • 757 Ratings
🗓️ 1 April 2023
⏱️ 99 minutes
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At long last, we return to the world of NeoScum and revisit its colorful cavalcade of characters. Friends, enemies, lovers, strangers... and maybe even the NeoScum themselves.
// As the NeoScum Epilogue explores the entire extended NSU (NeoScum Universe™) — including one-off bits from several years ago, never-before-seen figures only ever alluded to, as well as characters and events from Patreon-exclusive NeoScum Gaiden episodes — it can be a lot to keep straight. For your convenience, we have provided an index of the various characters and their original (or primary) appearance in the show.
// CHARACTER INDEX
PP Prologue
Intro
Motel Owners
The Lich
Blue Star
SunUp
TGIFridays
Death Race
Literalist Parking
Good Boy and BZB
Shirley and Max
Script Reading
The Mettinrahl Estate
Corporate Survival
Bloodbutt's Body Shop
Candy Crush Casino
The Starscourge Brandon
Nana and Lala
Blister and Tré
The One Who Watches the Waves
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Thank you for loving our show.
NeoScum is Blair Britt, Mike Migdall, Gannon Reedy, Eleni Sauvageau, and Casey Toney. Yeah, daddy. You can find NeoScum on Twitter, on Reddit, and at NeoScum.com.
The NeoScum Epilogue was edited by Casey Toney, with help from Mike Migdall and Esper Quinn. Hear more of Mike's work on the NeoScum Patreon and more of Esper's on Insert Credit.
// THE GOOD STUFF
This episode of NeoScum contains music from Gio Benedetti and HoZac Records. Music may have been edited or modified for use. Learn more about HoZac and the artists they support at HoZacRecords.com.
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0:00.0 | Boom! We are floating in space right now. |
0:12.0 | All around us is that cold, impossibly cold, impossibly deadly, void of life. |
0:23.2 | We're floating through this blackness. |
0:28.2 | Millions of dying suns blink out, light-ears away, |
0:33.1 | and we are camera rolls over to this glorious blue and green planet. |
0:41.0 | Boom! |
0:42.6 | All of a sudden, we see a burning red meteor is blasting towards the surface. |
0:50.0 | Dun, da, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun, dun. |
0:51.9 | We're on the ground now. |
0:54.0 | Wind coolly whips through pine trees. |
0:57.3 | Shh, shh, shh, shh, shh. |
1:00.2 | Sky, there's a thunder. |
1:02.3 | Everything grows dark as this red meteorite comes crashing into the ochre vegetation. |
1:26.3 | Huge meteor, smoldering. |
1:29.5 | Pipi two, what was that? |
1:33.0 | I don't know, Pee, one that hurt my butt. |
1:38.3 | And the vibrations of what happened outside our little house that we live in. We have to investigate. |
1:40.2 | Two Pee Pee Pee's pop out of a wooden Pee House and are looking over the trees and there's like fire rising over the trees. |
1:47.0 | Oh my God. It looks like a boss. Where the hell is Pee Bee Bee B? He's asleep. |
1:53.0 | I was sleeping in this aluminum can. I'm stuck, Peepee. |
1:59.0 | Oh, are you fine? I can't |
2:01.1 | crawl my way out. |
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