The NeoScum Best of 2017 Special: Shut Up and Roleplay the Hits

NeoScum

Improv, Comedy Fiction, Comedy, Games, Leisure, Fiction

4.9 • 765 Ratings

🗓️ 9 January 2018

⏱️ 90 minutes

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Summary

What a wild ride its been this past year in the future-fantasy world of NeoScum. For new listeners and old fans alike, have one last go around the best bits of 2017 in this outrageously funny (and surprisingly moving) NeoScumpilation.

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0:00.0	Character creation and management tools for Neo Scum are provided by HeroLab and Lone Wolfdevelopment.
0:04.9	Check out www.wooler.com for more information.
0:08.7	Do you guys want to just try to do like the most basic-ass boring intro just as a safety net?
0:14.2	Yes, Daddy.
0:14.9	Super boring clean take?
0:16.4	Let's do a super boring clean take because I think the clips really speak for themselves this time.
0:22.7	Waiter, can I get another pina colada?
0:25.5	No.
0:25.8	No.
0:26.7	Oh my God.
0:27.8	Don't we have deserved death restaurant patron?
0:33.0	Oh, I'm the waiter.
0:34.0	Now I'm sucking my own dick.
0:35.4	Oh, damn.
0:36.6	Let's get into this. Oh, can I order another one of these? Yes, you can. I'm the waiter. Now I'm sucking my own dick. From the back. Let's get into this.
0:37.7	Oh, can I order another one of these?
0:39.3	Yes, you can.
0:40.5	I'm the waiter.
0:41.6	Oh, la la la la la la.
0:43.5	This is a murder.
0:48.0	Hold on.
0:48.6	Murder on the restaurant.
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